Me: You know you can just put that mail in the mailbox and flip up the red flag and the mailman will put it in the right box.

The Hubbs:  Yes, I know that.  That’s what I was going to do.

Me: Well, fine.  I won’t suggest anything to you or tell you how to do anything else for as long as we live.

The Hubbs: I just had already thought to do that.  What did you think I was going to do with it?

Me: It’s addressed to a lady up the street.  I thought maybe you were going to drive up there and put it in her mailbox.

The Hubbs: Why would I do that?

Me: I don’t know. 

The Hubbs: I’m going to work.

Me: Okay.

The Hubbs: I need coffee.  I love you.

Me: I love you, too.

The Hubbs: I’m late.

Me: You’re stalling.

The Hubbs: You’re stalling.

Me: Bye.

The Hubbs: Bye.